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Toilets Check! Check! Check!

Some companies in Singapore, toilets also have upper class and lower class too! Hate peak hour fighting for toilets! Can’t use the upper class toilet, locked – for authorities use only! Some people who were poor they stole toilet rolls in some companies for home use, I saw it, but never mentioned to anybody. Authorities never knew it; they never use the lower class toilets.

But some companies they knew – the calculative and stingy one, spies everywhere! What they do? No toilet rolls in the toilets, as a punishment for all! If you check every toilet cubicle, don’t have toilet rolls that the companies practices! And better check got soap available in the toilet, or you will carry germs everywhere, just a very few companies in Singapore practice that. Don’t ever think every gadget you bought from the market is clean, made from dirty hands some more!

Water surely have, don’t worry! But somehow they’re really cunning cut down the running water of the taps. The moment you press got water runs, the moment you release no more! Smart! Learn from Singapore how to save water! So your hands must take turn to wash, one do the pressing while other do the washing!

In Singapore, if you can’t live without all these things. Make sure you bring your own tissue paper all the time and check all the necessary items in the toilet before doing any business in it!

All right, I confess I had been stuck in toilet before, can’t open the door too tight! No one sabotaged me put superglue in it, was the metal lock type rusty inside! I kicked the door learned from TV but the door didn’t open at all! Too short can’t reach the top, fat and clumsy at that time I don’t know how to climb! So, how? Waited for heroine in school came to my rescue, climbed over the cubicle opened the door for me! So embarrassing!

However, I learned a new surviving skill from this big sister how to open the locked door using her student card! Wow, I was so excited even gave her a clap!

So what I had learned from this lesson? Check the toilet door lock whether functioned well or not! And don’t go to the toilet alone in non-peak hour! Else you be stuck alone in the toilet bowl forever! Waiting for help! Not kidding!

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